by Isabelle Correa Monika Borys When Dave the genie appeared, yes, I was confused that he was a slightly translucent overweight truck driver, but I knew what I wanted because I had always known what I wanted, and yes I knew the wording is always how they get you, meaning you have to state your wish just right, which is in part why I took my time, tried to figure him out, so I said to him, Dave, it’s a pleasure but I wasn’t actually expecting you to materialize after jokingly