by K Chiucarello NANDKUMAR PATEL My father had always been disappointed in me, so I found ways to work with it. I fashioned myself around petty crimes the way one would typically climb a work ladder. Initially, none of my offenses were technically considered illegal and that was exactly the point of it. I started small. I only unfriended people on their birthdays. I spread rumors bereft with rotten falsities sinking mushed at their core, to the nature of La Croix is actually