by Jennifer Todhunter Andre Gaulin My friend Max and I are king and queen of the neighbourhood watch, and last night we biked home late and more than a couple of beer tins in, and we came across these two vagrants loping along the road all slow-like and we circled them on our bikes like we were vultures and they were injured wildebeest or caribou and we asked them, we said, where are you from, where are you going, what are you doing, and they said, nothing, nothing, nothing,