by Christine Naprava Enzo Boulet Stripper Girlfriend is not a long cool woman in a black dress. She is a glittering, neon spectacle with bones and breath and three-hundred-dollar lash extensions to complement her four-hundred-dollar acrylic nails. She is the poster child of why you should never attend community college. She didn’t, but her father did, and in a remedial math course, he met Francesca Hernandez, Franny for short. Franny with her crunchy curls, Franny with her im