by Ariel Clark-Semyck Benjamin DeYoung a woman plays her father on tv. a woman in a hawaiian shirt gets pied in the face to orchestral music. a woman puts on clown makeup & lets a hen walk across her chest while she does a back-bend. a woman sips chicken broth sadly while her husband holds the spoon. a woman wearing a silk-robe cries with her mother who is also wearing a silk-robe. a woman dresses up as an angel in a negligee & hands out shiny insults. a woman walks into a ph